You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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