You're so nebulous sometimes
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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