I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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