Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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