So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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