I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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