I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
