i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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