I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just gift wrapped bread.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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