YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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