Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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