Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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