so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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