ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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