he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
that may or may not have been my penis.
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