11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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