People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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