dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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