Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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