I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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