Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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