you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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