Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My vagina is very pro this idea
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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