let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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