I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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