i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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