Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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