you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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