READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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