what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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