She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
