Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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