at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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