Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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