We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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