Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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