Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
