grandma shit on top of the toilet
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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