The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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