This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
only if we run a train.
done.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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