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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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