I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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