we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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