On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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