Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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