I just cut my nipple shaving
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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