But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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