I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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