and i looked up. we had an audience...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
