I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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