Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
