Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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